If I am prime minister

top ten things:

1) Abolish ISA - well, this is just to gain some popularity. :)
2) Improve the bloody traffic condition @ causeway and tuas. Why? If its easy for Singaporeans to come shopping, economy of Johor can be improved. Ppl will have jobs, crime will go down.
3) Rather than focussing on building new condos, apartments, I will re-vive all the stalled projects. If I cannot ensure stalled projects can be revived, how can I ensure new projects won't stall?
4) Let market determine oil price. Rebate will come in cash to Malaysian. This can ensure that only Malaysian enjoy the benefit of 'subsidy', 'rebate', or whatever you want to call it. I dont care.
5) Make sure all my civil servants can speak english. How to be 2nd home to foreigners if these foreigners cant even get through the immigration processing department? - you will be surprised by the number of civil servants that can't speak english.
6) I will legalize vice activities but slap high tax on the industry and regulate them by centralizing it at Bukit Aman. Cant beat them? Join them and put them next to your police force.
7) Taxi licenses are to be issued only to individual. Company that wants to be issued with Taxi License will need to recruit a taxi driver, and pay them a fixed salary for each of the taxi issued under company name.
8) Only hot babes can work under me. or underneath me.
9) Kill off corruption - install CCTV/Speed cam on every available trees/traffic lights/lamp posts. Police summon cannot be issued on the road, only arrest can be made. Summon will automatically be issued once it captures the crime in action. Try bribing the camera.
10) Improve relationship with singapore. Yes, you hear me right. With almost a quarter of your Johor population on their payroll and businesses need them to spend here, do you still need me to explain further?
11) Offer citizenship to David Beckham. - No more need to advertise Malaysia as a 2nd home. Many will come to us.
12) Introduce 500 layers of QC on Proton/Perodua's power winder parts. Mine broke down last week.

There you have it.. if im a prime minister... i will be a damn good one...

:)