Saturday, September 6, 2008

Advertisement: Pendatang for sale


Actually, title should read as
"Advertisement: MALAYSIA IMMIGRANT" for sale


Attention Presidents, Prime Ministers and rulers of the world.

Are you facing problem with low birth rate in your country?
Are you looking to increase your country's population?
Are you having sleepness nights over shortage of manpower??

If the answer to the above is YES, you are the one that we are looking for...




INTRODUCING...
Fresh from Malaysia, ON SALE NOW! Low class pendatangs which comes in form of malaysian chinese-look-alike human beings. We sell them in bulk. They are hardworking, smart, sometimes act smart.

Contact our representative (ahmad Assmail) at our office in Bukit Bendera, George Town for more information. You can request to speak to AhmadOffer valid while STOCKS LAST...

Price: Negotiable.
date of delivery: before 16 Sept
Highly recommended to: Countries that is small but want to fill every inch with people.
Not recommended to: Countries that has by-election coming.

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